Office Ninja has found his truest enemy. The Party Planning Committee is pure evil and Office Ninja must destroy them. Office Ninja has had run ins with them lately because of their pushy nature but yesterday Office Ninja hit his limit and declared full on Ninja war!

Office Ninja is not Ross from the show Friends. Office Ninja is not stuck in a Seinfeld episode but you PPC have made him feel that way. Yesterday while Office Ninja was working oh so hard you sent your leader to Office Ninja’s sacred cubical. The purpose for her visit was to “collect” money from Office Ninja for the September party cakes. Office Ninja thought it was a joke at first but when you told Office Ninja that he owed you $23.50 Office Ninja almost shit his Ninja pants!

Office Ninja gets that you guys throw the best parties in all of the cubical filled lands but if Office Ninja’s math is correct that means you guys are spending close to $600 a month on PPC business. That is certainly a shit load of nasty tasting Ice cream cakes, dry cupcakes, poorly massed produced store bought cookies and watered down cheese dips.

Office Ninja very rarely carries cash and had none on him to pay his share. Even if he did he would have pointed out that he never once even took a piece of cake from the one parties he went to. Office Ninja was angered when you sent a mass email with the subject “Still owes for party” and his name was on the list with only the girl that is out on maternity leave.

Office Ninja doesn’t mess around with this shit! His vengeance will be cold and heartless. Office Ninja is going to attack you , the Leader of the PPC!

Office Ninja has decided that you Barbara from Payment Processing and leader of the PPC needs to get into online personal ads! Office Ninja took the liberty of opening up a account for you on the local “Easy Street” web site and fashioned you a wonderful personal ad for “Erotic talk in the workplace”

Free Phone Fun with Grandma!

“ I am a 62 year old Grandmother of 5 that loves to talk dirty while I am at work. Nothing gets me hotter than talking to you. Call me and I will scold you for being the bad boy you are. I will make you sit in time out and punish you when you don’t do as you are told.

Call me at 1-800-***-****x 5689. Ask for Barb!”

Hope you have fun at work today PPC Leader.

Love,

"ON"